Blurb:

The first section of Nothing Could Be Further From the Truth includes columns that were published during the decade when Russell T. McCutcheon was editor of the Bulletin, from 1997 to 2001. From them we learn everything from the department secretary is the master of the universe to religion is a sorry excuse for a major. It’s a chapter that could only be described as cybernetic.

1.2 How to Write a Book Note


1.3 The Cost of Messiahship


1.4 The Groups Are Where It’s At: A Guide to the Annual Meeting


1.5 The Department Secretary: Master of the Universe


1.6 Next on Oprah: Lives Ruined by Student Evaluations


1.7 Higher Education among the Nacirema


1.8 The Bible in Bean Town: A Guide to the SBL Annual Meeting


1.9 Letters to the Editor


1.10 Letter to the Editor


1.11 A Sorry Excuse for a Major: Religion


1.12 Video Vignettes for the Concerned Teacher


1.13 Minutes of the May Meeting of the Faculty Senate


1.14 A Letter from Fidelio


1.15 The Torpedo Rec


1.16 Retiring, But Not Shy